[jshedden]

The profound meaning of the word FUCK:

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John fucks Mary), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with John).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
2. Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
4. Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
5. Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
6. Disgust "Fuck me."
7. Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
8. Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
9. Despair "Fucked again..."
10. Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
12. Lost "Where the fuck are we."
13. Disbelief "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
15. Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
16. Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
17. Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
18. Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
19. Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
20. Directions "Fuck off."
21. Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherfucker."
It can be political- "Fuck Hillary!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the fuck was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" General Custer
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun." John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." Anne Boleyn
"What fucking map?" Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!" Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" Pythagoras
"You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!" Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain?" Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." Noah
"Let the fucking woman drive." Commander of Space Shuttle "Challenger"
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." John F. Kennedy

[transalp]

Georgie, we can see you are a fucking expert about differents fucking ways..
Fucking regards.

[jshedden]

Fuck, Yeah! You gotta be an expert here!

[molinajc]

It can also be used when you feel frustrated with your vehicule...



Greetings.

[transalp]

Hereje!! Cuando te dio un disgusto tu fucking Landie????

[molinajc]

Sorry por la herejía!!!
En realidad la saqué de un blog en el que un tipo se quejaba de unos problemas en su range y me pareció gracioso.
Ahora de penitencia me voy de peregrinación a Solihull
Saludos.

[suacon]

The word "fuck" means: Fornication under consent of the king, interesting isn´t it?

[Piotr Habierski]

http://www.nailmaster.ru/fuck.html

[Alaciel]

TO FUCK OR NOT TO FUCK, THAT'S THE QUESTION....William Shakespeare ante la presencia de una dama, si fuera un varon no lo hubiese dudado, juassssss.

Great analysis of a very well known word! Suacon is utterly right, the king could claim to spend the first night with the bride or give consent for fornication, too showy, but a notice F.U.C.K. must have hung from the door of a fucking couple in the middle of the fucking act!
Me encanto la herejia de la marca, aunque podriamos inventar un FUCK OFF con las letras, para pegar en la parte trasera de nuestras amadas chatas.
GEORGIE NO TE OFENDES SI TE HAGO CIERTAS CORRECCIONES GRAMATICALES DEL USO DE FUCK? ME SALE LA TEACHER DE ADENTRO BUAAAAAAAAA
[size=18]It can be an action verb (John fucks Mary), a passive verb (Mary WAS FUCKED BY, TE DEMUESTRA QUE ES PASSIVE really doesn't give a fuck ACA ESTA COMO SUSTANTIVO), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful ACA SE USA COMO ADVERBIO YA QUE CALIFICA A UN ADJETIVO, No se me ocurre como adjetivo, snif or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with John).

Podemos agregar
TO FUCK AROUND: que es lo que hacen las chichis en el Rosedal
FUCK OFF: para echar a alguien no muy elegantemente
FUCKY: como adjetivo
FUCKER: si la persona te resulta desagradable
FUCKHEAD: si la persona es media lela




Ahora fuera de joda.......me han hecho K/gar de risa, geeeeeeeeenios

[transalp]

Che, al final FUCK es el derecho de pernada que se arrogaban algunos reyes?

[Alaciel]

OJO.......... Es el permiso del rey para que el marido pernara (no se cual es el verbo) a su mujer. Se podia hipoteticamente dar el caso de que el rey obligara a la pareja que la la mujer pasase su ultima noche virginal con el rey. Pero generalmente esto se hacia para degradar a un supuesto enemigo o (calculo yo) cuando la mina en cuestion estaba demasiaaaaaaado fuerte, juasss. Uy mira lo q estoy explicando, sorry

[Alaciel]

Piotr Habierski escribiste:

http://www.nailmaster.ru/fuck.html

DE PRIMERA, ACA ESTA BIEN LA PARTE GRAMATICAL

[1964jorge0]

!!!!!!!pero que suerrrrrrrrrrrte teneis de saber inglés!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YA OH ABLARÉ YO EN ANDALÚ PA QUE NO SUS ENTEREIH DE NÁ Y OH QUEEIH A DOH VELAH

[transalp]

Ooooooleeee salerooooso, que haquí hhhhabbllamooooh toooos lohh hhidioma...!!!!
Que viva el cante !!

[1964jorge0]

Y vusotroh ablais el lenguaje ehe de la PERFIDA ALBION ? endihpueh de lo que paho no ace muncho tiempo?

[siervoa]

Osea que FUCK es lo que hacian en la peli de Mel Gibson Corazon Valiente, la histria de Wiliam Wallace, donde el rey pasaba la primera noche de matrimonio de una pareja con la recien desposada.....y era un privilegio para la pareja que esta fuera escogida por el rey......ahi empezo la pelea entre escoceses e ingleses........jajajaj y todo por andar de
FUCK......

[Alaciel]

no no no.........es TOOOOOOODO LO CONTRARIO!!!! Siervoa, vos has puesto un gran ejemplo del derecho del rey a pasar la ultima noche de doncella con el rey, y ahi queda reclaro que era para que el esposo muerda el polvo de rabia. Imaginate que podia darse el caso de "ensuciar" la estirpe, ya q ante un embarazo el tipo siempre iba a dudar si era de el o del hdp del rey. NO ERA NINGUN PRIVILEGIO, CHEEEEEEEE, SINO QUE ERA UNA MUESTRA TOTAL DEL PODER DEL REY.

Repito. F.U.C.K. era cuando el rey renunciaba a su derecho y les daba permiso para que pase el matrimonio su primer noche juntos, como renunciando a lo que podriamos llamar "empernada real". Soy clara????????

NOTA DE EDICION: Ahora te hablo como mujer. Estoy enamorada de mi futuro esposo, ok? Por algo sera! Y de repente que venga el rey a ejercer su derecho, puaj..... Imaginate lo feo sin limites que es el Principe Carlos de Ing, ahora multiplicalo por 1000 y sabras como se veian los reyes antes. HORROROSOS.
Da vuelta el ejemplo. Mira si en vez de pasar la noche de bodas con tu novia, te obligan a pasarla con la Reina Isabel II. Como te sentirias? Ni con la ley de Taboada tapas el bochorno. juassssssssssssssssss

[Santiago Montenegro]

They say Land Rover owners do it in all four

[jshedden]

AH, Santiago, o sea que LAND ROVER es BEND OVER??????

[Santiago Montenegro]

Aquí en Caracas, hace un montón de años había un loco que modificó el letrerito de su range, y quedó así: STRANGE LOVER