[jshedden]

Estoy decepcionado: pensaba hasta ahora, que el único capaz de pensar como verdadero estadista era nuestro Carlo. Como ven, es cierto: siempre hay uno más grande. Creo que me quedo corto:... este es grande entre los grandes!
Saludos,
m.


After some research through videos and web pages, here are my top 25 G.W.Bush quotes. I tried to give them some kind of sense if you read them in order, instead of importance, starting with the beginning of his presidency and ending with his death (even though he's not dead yet... but you'll get it when you read it, hopefully).

Well here it is...
1. "It's exciting; I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes."

2. "I admit it, I am not one of the great linguists."

3. "During this last few months I've been trained by Al-Qaeda."

4. "I think war is a dangerous place."

5. "If it feels good, do it. If you have a problem, blame somebody else."

6. "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

7. "A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it."

8. "We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf
of Americans."

9. "You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on."

10."I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub."

11."See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."—"

12."This act is called the 'No child is left behind act' because we want to make sure no child is left behind."

13."Sure you can imagine it is an unimaginable honor to live here."

14."It seems like I was here yesterday... I was."

15."Our nation must come together to unite."

16."It will take time to restore chaos."

17."I believe what I believe is right."

18."You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."

19."We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House—make no mistake about it."

20."Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."

21."Most imports are from outside of the country."

22."There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee...that says, fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again."

23."I didn't realize I had dyslexia."

24."I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging."

And my personal favorite:
25."I know that human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

Hope you have enjoyed this bits of wisdom.
Jorge

[christophe]

y no conoces la mejor!!!!

Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this after Hu Jintao was named chief of
the Communist Party in China.


HU'S ON FIRST
By James Sherman

(We take you now to the Oval Office. GWB is sitting at his desk.
Condoleeza Rice enters)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle
East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader
of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe
we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
get Chinese food in the Middle East?

[jshedden]

Tengo el audio de este. Si lo encuentro, te lo mando.

[Alaciel]

Perdon, Carlo who?

[jshedden]

Es Carrrrlo con la eyyyrre ayyastrada, y la esposa también.

[1964jorge0]

Y yo que hago leyendo esto si no tengo ni p..a idea del idioma de los hijos de la Gran Bretaña

[guilloteo]

Plagio al famoso sketch de Abott y Costello, cuando uno está escuchando un partido de beisbol por radio, y el otro le pregunta ¿Quién está en primera (base)? y el que escucha le contesta: Quien está en primera.



Guilloteo.